1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,241 --> 00:00:05,158 (faint rock music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:19,849 --> 00:00:24,849 (heavy breathing) (moaning) 5 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:02,873 - Artie, I just can't. 6 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,563 - Why not? 7 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:06,773 - I don't know. 8 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,410 - Is it my breath? 9 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:10,243 - No. 10 00:01:10,243 --> 00:01:12,340 - Well, do I have B.O. or something? 11 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:13,830 - No, don't be silly. 12 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:14,743 - Well then what? 13 00:01:16,613 --> 00:01:19,265 - I guess I'm just scared. 14 00:01:19,265 --> 00:01:20,100 - Oh, I know, 15 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,336 it's 'cause I don't have a thing, right? 16 00:01:22,336 --> 00:01:23,169 - A what? 17 00:01:23,169 --> 00:01:25,223 - You know, a thing for my thing. 18 00:01:26,591 --> 00:01:27,424 - Artie. 19 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,540 - Shit, there's some saran wrap in the kitchen. 20 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:32,610 That's always good in a pinch. 21 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:34,323 - I can't believe you sometimes. 22 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:36,560 - Artie? 23 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,392 Artie, are you out here? 24 00:01:38,392 --> 00:01:39,313 Artie? 25 00:01:39,313 --> 00:01:41,257 - Holy shit, it's my mom. 26 00:01:41,257 --> 00:01:43,313 I'm just showing Monica the car, mom. 27 00:01:44,328 --> 00:01:46,353 - [Mrs. Mulligan] Is Monica out there with you? 28 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:48,810 - Hello, Mrs. Mulligan. 29 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:50,090 - Oh, hello dear. 30 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,780 I think you two can see better with the lights on, 31 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,021 don't you? 32 00:01:55,021 --> 00:01:55,854 - Yeah, mom. 33 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:56,980 We'll think about it. 34 00:01:56,980 --> 00:01:59,130 - Well, just don't think about it too long. 35 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,400 Goodnight, Monica. 36 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,773 - Goodnight, Mrs. Mulligan. 37 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:10,873 - What are you doing? 38 00:02:10,873 --> 00:02:11,823 - I better be going. 39 00:02:11,823 --> 00:02:13,150 - Oh come on, Monica. 40 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:14,060 My mom's gone to bed. 41 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:16,470 She's not gonna bother us again. 42 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,655 - It isn't that, Artie. 43 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:18,730 It isn't that at all. 44 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:19,703 - Oh, come on, Monica. 45 00:02:19,703 --> 00:02:21,703 I'll be careful, I promise. 46 00:02:24,006 --> 00:02:24,839 Shit. 47 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,230 Wait, Monica, wait. 48 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:30,153 Don't be like that. 49 00:02:30,153 --> 00:02:31,490 Please, come on. 50 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:32,770 - Artie, I just can't. 51 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:34,313 Don't rush me, okay? 52 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:41,600 - See you in class tomorrow, huh? 53 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,704 (upbeat rock music) 54 00:02:55,857 --> 00:02:57,412 ♪ Give me love ♪ 55 00:02:57,412 --> 00:02:59,625 ♪ Give me love ♪ 56 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:02,402 ♪ Love or nothing at all ♪ 57 00:03:02,402 --> 00:03:03,964 ♪ Show your heart ♪ 58 00:03:03,964 --> 00:03:06,222 ♪ From the start ♪ 59 00:03:06,222 --> 00:03:09,639 ♪ Babe, or don't even call ♪ 60 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,639 (upbeat rock music) 61 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:19,491 ♪ I've been taken for some rides ♪ 62 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,696 ♪ Playing in that street ♪ 63 00:03:22,696 --> 00:03:25,673 ♪ Answer that and all those hit and runs ♪ 64 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:29,159 ♪ I'm faster on my feet ♪ 65 00:03:29,159 --> 00:03:32,269 ♪ Tonight, you light a fire in me ♪ 66 00:03:32,269 --> 00:03:35,497 ♪ The flames are at my heels ♪ 67 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:38,697 ♪ But before my heart starts melting ♪ 68 00:03:38,697 --> 00:03:42,627 ♪ Prove to me that it's real ♪ 69 00:03:42,627 --> 00:03:44,303 ♪ Give me love ♪ 70 00:03:44,303 --> 00:03:46,348 ♪ Give me love ♪ 71 00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:49,254 ♪ Love or nothing at all ♪ 72 00:03:49,254 --> 00:03:50,931 ♪ Show your heart ♪ 73 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,931 ♪ From the start ♪ 74 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:55,794 ♪ Babe, or don't even call ♪ 75 00:03:55,794 --> 00:03:57,509 ♪ Give me love ♪ 76 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:59,592 ♪ Give me love ♪ 77 00:03:59,592 --> 00:04:02,344 ♪ Love or nothing at all ♪ 78 00:04:02,344 --> 00:04:06,029 ♪ It's gonna take more pressing against me ♪ 79 00:04:06,029 --> 00:04:09,135 ♪ If you want to convince me you've got ♪ 80 00:04:09,135 --> 00:04:11,593 ♪ What I want ♪ 81 00:04:11,593 --> 00:04:14,827 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 82 00:04:14,827 --> 00:04:18,139 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 83 00:04:18,139 --> 00:04:21,374 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 84 00:04:21,374 --> 00:04:25,055 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 85 00:04:25,055 --> 00:04:27,965 ♪ Love or nothing at all ♪ 86 00:04:27,965 --> 00:04:31,317 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 87 00:04:31,317 --> 00:04:34,386 ♪ Love or nothing at all ♪ 88 00:04:34,386 --> 00:04:39,050 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 89 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,850 ♪ Oh ♪ 90 00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:43,850 (upbeat rock music) 91 00:04:58,443 --> 00:05:00,236 - All right, Jimbo? 92 00:05:00,236 --> 00:05:02,314 Come on, did you or didn't you? 93 00:05:02,314 --> 00:05:03,147 - Did I what? 94 00:05:03,147 --> 00:05:03,980 - Sup? 95 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:06,243 You know what I'm talking about. 96 00:05:06,243 --> 00:05:07,521 - I don't want to talk about it, Reg. 97 00:05:07,521 --> 00:05:08,550 - Oh, terrific. 98 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:10,130 Another blue ball weekend. 99 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:11,280 How many does that make now? 100 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,157 Hey, you guys! 101 00:05:12,157 --> 00:05:13,817 Artie Mulligan's got blue balls! 102 00:05:13,817 --> 00:05:14,650 - Hey, (mumbles), Reg. 103 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:15,483 What do you think? 104 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:16,640 Monica's a nice girl. 105 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:17,917 - Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. 106 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:19,510 And you're a nice guy, huh? 107 00:05:19,510 --> 00:05:22,767 - I was before I started hanging out with you anyway. 108 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:23,600 - Well, how was your weekend? 109 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,910 Tell me everything. 110 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:27,110 - Well, we had a good time. - And? 111 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:28,810 - We had a real good time, that's all. 112 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:31,570 - Monica, there's a real good time 113 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:33,683 and then there's a real good time. 114 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:41,180 - Monica will come through, Reg. 115 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:42,013 I know she will. 116 00:05:42,013 --> 00:05:43,210 It's just a matter of time. 117 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,310 - Well, I'm just looking out for your welfare. 118 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:48,040 You know, not doing it is harmful to the human body. 119 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,343 I've been reading about it. 120 00:05:52,876 --> 00:05:53,709 - What are you doing, 121 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:54,850 counting the days till school's over? 122 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:57,940 - Nah, Wendy's late with her period again. 123 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,296 Looks like I'm gonna have to break up with her. 124 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:01,400 (laughing) 125 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,000 - Hi, Artie. 126 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,240 Hi. 127 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,073 - Hi, Candy. 128 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:05,906 - Hi. 129 00:06:05,906 --> 00:06:06,739 Have a nice weekend? 130 00:06:06,739 --> 00:06:08,160 - Yeah, I did, I did. 131 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:08,993 How about you? 132 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,323 - She had a great weekend, Mulligan. 133 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:15,133 Eat your hearts out, jerk offs. 134 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:20,295 - What an ass. 135 00:06:20,295 --> 00:06:22,878 - Yeah, you can say that again. 136 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:46,196 (deliberative jazz music) 137 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,934 (deliberative jazz music) 138 00:07:47,232 --> 00:07:48,232 - Time's up. 139 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,200 Monica, will you collect the papers? 140 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:05,603 Now that we've completed this text, 141 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,160 you should be ready to go into the world 142 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,743 and function as young adults. 143 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:12,823 Are you? 144 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,700 They call this class senior problems, 145 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:20,100 but I wonder if we're addressing the real problems. 146 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,050 Or could it be that you don't have any? 147 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:25,130 Howard? 148 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,137 - I was wondering about the meaning of life. 149 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:29,727 (students laughing) 150 00:08:29,727 --> 00:08:30,560 No, no, 151 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,193 I mean, why am I here and where am I going? 152 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,626 - Go home. 153 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:39,626 (students laughing) 154 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,632 - Mr. Stevens, I have a problem. 155 00:08:45,632 --> 00:08:48,980 I can't decide who I like better, 156 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:51,472 if it's Bo Derek or Loni Anderson. 157 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:52,305 (students laughing) 158 00:08:52,305 --> 00:08:53,860 - Let's try to be serious just for once, 159 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:54,980 all right, Reggie? 160 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:56,630 - He is being serious, Mr. Stevens. 161 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:58,580 He asks me about that all the time. 162 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,443 - Don't listen to them, Mr. Stevens. 163 00:08:59,443 --> 00:09:01,200 They're a couple wise guys. 164 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,243 You know what happens to wise guys? 165 00:09:04,691 --> 00:09:06,690 (laughing) 166 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:09,010 - Why not talk about relationships? 167 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:11,090 - She means sex, Mr. Stevens. 168 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:12,810 - Yeah! (students laughing) 169 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:16,133 That's what we are all thinking about anyway, isn't it? 170 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,006 - Yeah, while she's around. 171 00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:20,350 (Artie laughing) 172 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:22,940 - I have a feeling that class could get outrageous. 173 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,840 - If you have anything to say about it. 174 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,420 - Now, can I help it if I'm interested in romance? 175 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,880 - Oh, is that what you call it? 176 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,693 - Well, a girl has to have some fun. 177 00:09:38,797 --> 00:09:41,150 - I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pissed. 178 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:44,130 - You mean Mitch slugged you for no reason? 179 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:45,890 - He gets drunk. 180 00:09:45,890 --> 00:09:47,310 He goes crazy. 181 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,570 The bastard. 182 00:09:48,570 --> 00:09:49,529 - Well, boyfriend or not, 183 00:09:49,529 --> 00:09:51,697 I think you oughta teach him a lesson. 184 00:09:51,697 --> 00:09:53,793 - What are you gonna do, Boom Boom? 185 00:09:57,785 --> 00:10:00,170 - I think we oughta kick his ass. 186 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,660 - Artie, I'm telling you, 187 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,997 girls say no when they mean yes. 188 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,173 - Tell that to Monica. 189 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,560 - She just needs a little more coaxing, that's all. 190 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,240 Shit man, you ever read Cosmopolitan? 191 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,427 That's all they talk about is doing it, 192 00:10:15,427 --> 00:10:17,410 and Monica's no different. 193 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:18,243 - You faggot. 194 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,490 You read Cosmopolitan? 195 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,093 - My mom gets it, all right? 196 00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:25,080 You know what? 197 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,400 Technique, that's the key word. 198 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,480 - You know what? 199 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,210 Bullshit, that's the key word and you know it. 200 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,200 - [Instructor] All together now, girls. 201 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,150 Let's go. 202 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:35,306 Legs up, legs up, 203 00:10:35,306 --> 00:10:38,350 stretch, stretch. 204 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:39,610 Really stretch. 205 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,340 Feel it, feel it. 206 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,164 - Okay, look in there. 207 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,412 You see what they're doing? 208 00:10:44,412 --> 00:10:49,167 - [Instructor] Roll, roll, roll, roll. 209 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,530 Feel that muscle. 210 00:10:51,530 --> 00:10:52,363 Feel it. 211 00:10:52,363 --> 00:10:53,527 Isn't that good? 212 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:57,440 Roll some more, roll some more, roll some more. 213 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,230 Feel the muscles. 214 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:01,533 - I'll tell you what they're doing. 215 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:03,570 They're practicing their technique. 216 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:05,053 That's what you should be doing. 217 00:11:06,592 --> 00:11:10,106 - [Instructor] Roll. 218 00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:11,782 Up on your knees. 219 00:11:11,782 --> 00:11:13,050 Mule kicks. 220 00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:14,932 One, two, kick. 221 00:11:14,932 --> 00:11:16,182 One, two, kick. 222 00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:18,267 One, two, kick. 223 00:11:19,225 --> 00:11:20,475 One, two, kick. 224 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:23,478 One, two, kick. 225 00:11:23,478 --> 00:11:25,311 One, two, three, four. 226 00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:29,099 One, two. 227 00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:31,786 Lunges. 228 00:11:31,786 --> 00:11:34,900 One, two, three, four, lunge. 229 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:37,841 One, two, three, four, lunge. 230 00:11:37,841 --> 00:11:40,935 One, two, three, four, lunge. 231 00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:42,329 Body roll. 232 00:11:42,329 --> 00:11:44,746 One, two, one, two, one, two. 233 00:11:46,388 --> 00:11:47,575 Leg muscles. 234 00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:49,158 One, two, one, two. 235 00:11:50,146 --> 00:11:51,047 Thigh muscles. 236 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:52,630 One, two, one, two. 237 00:11:53,707 --> 00:11:57,457 Roll, and roll, and roll, and roll, and roll. 238 00:11:58,936 --> 00:12:00,980 - I've had it with practice, Reg. 239 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,770 If Monica doesn't go all the way soon, 240 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:03,957 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 241 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,467 - Well, you'll do what I do. 242 00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:10,078 You don't take no for an answer. (laughing) 243 00:12:10,078 --> 00:12:11,530 - [Instructor] Weis, Mulligan, beat it! 244 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:12,793 - Holy shit. - Come on! 245 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,666 - So Monica, how far did you let Artie go this time? 246 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:20,742 - Yeah, Monica, 247 00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:22,859 how far did you let Artie go? 248 00:12:22,859 --> 00:12:25,930 - He can go as far as he wants with me anytime. 249 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:28,320 - That's personal, you guys. 250 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,220 - Come on, Monica. 251 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,640 I'd tell you. 252 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,630 - [Monica] Don't I know it. 253 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,572 - [BJ] Still scared, huh? 254 00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,494 - It's getting worse. 255 00:12:37,494 --> 00:12:40,300 Artie makes it seem so necessary. 256 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,743 I only wish I was sure about him. 257 00:12:42,743 --> 00:12:45,250 - Does he know you've never done it yet? 258 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,083 - Why? 259 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,680 You think I should tell him? 260 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,513 - Oh god, no. 261 00:12:48,513 --> 00:12:50,170 Are you kidding? 262 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,270 God, guys want girls that are experienced. 263 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,010 - I thought they all wanted virgins. 264 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:57,460 - That too. 265 00:12:57,460 --> 00:13:00,329 Face it, guys don't know what they want. 266 00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:01,679 It's up to us to tell them. 267 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,550 (motorcycle engines revving) 268 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,540 - Hi. 269 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,290 I heard you and Joni just broke up. 270 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,780 - Yeah, well, you know how it goes. 271 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:41,623 - Yeah, I know. 272 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,470 You're a real hunk, you know that? 273 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:46,870 Lift weights too, don't you? 274 00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:51,463 Yeah, I bet you got muscles everywhere. 275 00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:53,948 Want to party? 276 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:56,865 (upbeat pop music) 277 00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:03,035 - You sure this is cool? 278 00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:03,868 - Come on. 279 00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,568 All the nice girls have gone home. 280 00:14:12,855 --> 00:14:15,438 Well, what are you waiting for? 281 00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:35,508 (ominous music) 282 00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:42,121 - You bitch. 283 00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:44,005 (lockers clattering) 284 00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:49,005 (girls clamoring) (muffled speaking) 285 00:14:53,396 --> 00:14:56,601 - So, you think you're a badass? 286 00:14:56,601 --> 00:15:01,601 (muffled speaking) (upbeat pop music) 287 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,140 (blender whirring) 288 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:34,140 (upbeat rock music) 289 00:15:36,784 --> 00:15:38,951 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 290 00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:42,587 - When's this place gonna get a beer license? 291 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:50,043 - Hi princess. 292 00:15:51,677 --> 00:15:54,183 - I have a craving for something super. 293 00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,230 - How's my banana special sound? 294 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,172 - That sounds rich. 295 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:01,600 (laughing) 296 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,166 You want me to get fat, don't you? 297 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,060 - Oh no, no. 298 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,337 There's only one thing I want. 299 00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,905 (laughing) 300 00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:12,905 (electronic pinging) (explosions blasting) 301 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,364 ♪ I don't want to lose you ♪ 302 00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:19,360 ♪ I don't want to see you go ♪ 303 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,232 - I read on the bulletin board there was a dance (mumbles). 304 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,065 - Yeah. 305 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,938 BJ's on the decorating committee. 306 00:16:24,938 --> 00:16:26,333 It's a Sadie Hawkins dance. 307 00:16:27,217 --> 00:16:29,920 You know, the girls ask the guys. 308 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,310 - No kidding? 309 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,430 I sure hope I get asked. 310 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:35,200 - Well, if you play your cards right, who knows? 311 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,950 - Well, whoever she is, I sure hope she's pretty. 312 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,560 - Shall I put in a good word for you? 313 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,568 - You just keep it between the two of us. 314 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,401 - Okay. 315 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,676 (laughing) 316 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:51,584 (explosions blasting) 317 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:52,417 - So what do you think's 318 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,670 gonna happen in senior problems class? 319 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:56,230 - Could get kinda interesting. 320 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,200 - I know. 321 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,500 That's what I'm afraid of. 322 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,253 Artie? 323 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,086 - Hm? 324 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:06,053 - You wouldn't say anything about us, would you? 325 00:17:06,053 --> 00:17:07,340 - You don't think I'd pass up a chance 326 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,255 to talk about sex, do you? 327 00:17:09,255 --> 00:17:10,440 (laughing) 328 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,273 - Artie! 329 00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:13,524 Artie! 330 00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:18,342 ♪ I don't want to see you go ♪ 331 00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:21,451 ♪ I just want to love you ♪ 332 00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:25,284 ♪ They don't want you to know ♪ 333 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:28,410 - Hey, you better be careful 334 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,910 or miss wet dream over there is gonna steal Artie. 335 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:33,720 - There you go, 336 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,193 my candy banana special. 337 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,693 - She's not so sexy. 338 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,963 - Oh, she's not, huh? 339 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:44,970 Looks to me like you're the only one that thinks so. 340 00:17:46,873 --> 00:17:49,123 (laughing) 341 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,614 - I know. 342 00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:58,420 You think I'm wrong not going all the way with Artie, 343 00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,253 don't you? 344 00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:03,127 - Monica, it's not exactly torture, you know? 345 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,313 - Now, tell me. 346 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,470 When are you and I are gonna go out, huh? 347 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,700 - Oh, I don't believe you've asked me yet. 348 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,733 - Well, I'm asking. 349 00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:14,566 (laughing) 350 00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:16,878 I'm asking. - You're asking? 351 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,964 Are you asking too, Artie? 352 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,041 Don't answer that. 353 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,011 It'll only get me into a lot of trouble. 354 00:18:23,011 --> 00:18:24,880 (laughing) 355 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,939 - You mean get you guys in trouble. 356 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,189 (laughing) 357 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,790 - Hey Artie, come here. 358 00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:35,128 Come here. 359 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:40,650 Look, I think I solved your problem with Monica. 360 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:42,220 Yeah, man, I know what I'm talking about. 361 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,400 - Since when? 362 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,540 - It's the garage. 363 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,300 That's the problem. 364 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,550 - Oh, maybe you're right, Reg, 365 00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:50,400 maybe I should just do it in the front room 366 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,776 of my parent's house, huh? 367 00:18:51,776 --> 00:18:53,800 (mumbles) at the same time? 368 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,740 - Okay, okay. 369 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:55,963 I'm just trying to help, that's all. 370 00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:57,864 - (scoffing) Jesus, next you'll be telling me 371 00:18:57,864 --> 00:19:00,697 I should be doing it in the motel. 372 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:08,030 That's crazy. 373 00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,700 - [Reg] It's technique. 374 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,610 - Listen, even if Monica does go for this, 375 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:14,240 she's not gonna want you and Wendy around to see. 376 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,820 - So, who's gonna be around to see? 377 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,540 What do you think we're coming for anyway, you meatball? 378 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,373 Come on. 379 00:19:27,315 --> 00:19:32,315 (gunfire blasting) (people clamoring) 380 00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:50,163 - Yeah. 381 00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:56,850 - We'd like to rent two rooms please. 382 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,230 - How many nights? 383 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,833 - One, one. 384 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,925 Just one, but not until Friday. 385 00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:05,690 - Could we see one of the rooms please? 386 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:06,946 - Okay. 387 00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:08,967 105 down to the right. 388 00:20:11,038 --> 00:20:16,038 (Reg cheering) (deliberative jazz music) 389 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,240 - Perfect, Artie. 390 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,943 I'm telling you this place is absolutely perfect. 391 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,680 - I don't think Monica's gonna go for this, Reg. 392 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,790 - Oh, come on. 393 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,002 It beats your garage, doesn't it? 394 00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:32,298 (Reg vocalizing) 395 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,660 - (sighing) Heaven. 396 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,840 - Enjoy magic fingers, 397 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,960 tingling relaxation and ease. 398 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,430 - Yeah. 399 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:45,360 - Try it, you'll feel great. - Yeah. 400 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,510 - What's magic fingers? 401 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,020 - That's the icing on the cake. 402 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:50,900 Go ahead, try it out. 403 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,733 Go ahead. 404 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,433 You feel it? 405 00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,920 - I don't feel anything. 406 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,423 - Oh shit, it must be broke. 407 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,793 - I feel something. 408 00:21:05,358 --> 00:21:06,509 The bed's vibrating! 409 00:21:06,509 --> 00:21:07,342 - No, no, it's not. 410 00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:09,140 You're just getting excited thinking about Friday. 411 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,097 I know you. 412 00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:12,347 (laughing) 413 00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,820 - What do you think a senior in high school 414 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,520 should know about sex? 415 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,690 - You go deaf if you do it too much. 416 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,500 - Where did you hear that kind of nonsense? 417 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,536 - Hey? 418 00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:25,220 (students laughing) 419 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,630 - Why do we need to learn about sex? 420 00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,320 It should just come natural. 421 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,010 - Natural in what way? 422 00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:32,590 - Well, if a guy and a girl like each other, 423 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,120 they should just do it. 424 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,320 - Yeah, but it's not so simple for girls. 425 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,520 I mean, if a guy really likes a girl, 426 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,337 then he should respect her feelings, no matter what. 427 00:21:41,337 --> 00:21:44,630 - Now, what you're saying is girls are different from boys. 428 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:46,620 - Not as much as you think. 429 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,650 - Speak for yourself. 430 00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:51,902 - Yeah, girls get migraines if they don't keep doing it. 431 00:21:51,902 --> 00:21:55,670 (students laughing) 432 00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:56,572 Don't they? 433 00:21:56,572 --> 00:21:59,572 (students laughing) 434 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,290 - Teenage sex can lead to a lot of problems. 435 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:07,709 Emotional stress, family conflict, 436 00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:10,040 unplanned pregnancies. 437 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,980 So each of you must ask yourself 438 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,683 this very important question. 439 00:22:15,384 --> 00:22:17,880 Is an hour of physical pleasure 440 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,726 worth a lifetime of remorse? 441 00:22:19,726 --> 00:22:21,450 - How do you make it last an hour? 442 00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:24,450 (students laughing) 443 00:22:26,523 --> 00:22:30,023 (deliberative jazz music) 444 00:22:44,627 --> 00:22:47,410 (phone ringing) 445 00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:48,350 - Hello? 446 00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:49,890 - Hi, it's me. 447 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,723 Look, I was wondering, 448 00:22:50,723 --> 00:22:52,110 can I borrow your skates Friday night? 449 00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:53,510 Artie's taking me skating. 450 00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:54,640 - Sure. 451 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,473 Hey, you know, 452 00:22:55,473 --> 00:22:56,860 it sounds like everything's going okay. 453 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:57,960 - Yeah. 454 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,456 Actually though, Artie's been acting kind of weird lately. 455 00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:02,370 I think something's up. 456 00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:04,400 - They call it a pocket rocket. 457 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,000 - No, seriously. 458 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,500 What do you think's the matter with him? 459 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,853 - Oh, it's nothing you couldn't fix, I'm sure. 460 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:14,229 Hey, do you think my boobs are getting any bigger? 461 00:23:14,229 --> 00:23:15,330 - [Monica] Why? 462 00:23:15,330 --> 00:23:17,991 - Well, I've been trying positive thinking. 463 00:23:17,991 --> 00:23:20,750 Maybe I should send away for one of those bust developers. 464 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:22,720 - Why don't you try a padded bra? 465 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,443 - Oh Monica, you know that bras give me a rash. 466 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,640 (upbeat rock music) 467 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,497 - Little do they know. 468 00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:46,173 - It won't be long now. 469 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,600 - Hey, I'm getting kinda excited about this. 470 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,540 - Really? 471 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:50,490 - I can't believe this. 472 00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:51,880 I haven't skated in so long. 473 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,050 I don't know if I'm gonna remember how. 474 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,290 - I can't believe they brought us here. 475 00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:58,843 I've been trying to talk Reggie into this for ages. 476 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:00,663 - I know. 477 00:24:00,663 --> 00:24:02,330 I wonder why we are here. 478 00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:03,943 I mean, Artie can't skate. 479 00:24:07,034 --> 00:24:08,084 - Hey, can you skate? 480 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,323 - Well, come on. 481 00:24:11,323 --> 00:24:14,470 I can't think of everything now, can I? 482 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:15,303 Don't worry. 483 00:24:15,303 --> 00:24:16,136 Don't worry, don't worry. 484 00:24:16,136 --> 00:24:17,230 I'm a quick learner. 485 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:21,990 Monica looks great tonight, 486 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:24,263 you lucky bastard, you. 487 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,930 - You're sure in a good mood tonight. 488 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,050 - Well, why shouldn't I be? 489 00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:35,603 I'm with the best looking girl in the place. 490 00:24:36,803 --> 00:24:39,803 (upbeat rock music) 491 00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:55,826 - Come on. - No, go ahead, go ahead. 492 00:24:55,826 --> 00:24:59,326 - Come on, it's easy. - Go ahead, go ahead. 493 00:25:00,981 --> 00:25:04,347 (upbeat dance music) 494 00:25:04,347 --> 00:25:05,180 - You all right? 495 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,097 Okay, okay. 496 00:25:07,323 --> 00:25:08,156 Hey, Reg! 497 00:25:10,401 --> 00:25:11,234 You help Reg. 498 00:25:11,234 --> 00:25:13,355 I'm gonna go find Wendy, okay? 499 00:25:13,355 --> 00:25:16,438 (upbeat dance music) 500 00:25:27,732 --> 00:25:31,297 ♪ You look so good tonight ♪ 501 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:34,954 ♪ You're looking me over all right ♪ 502 00:25:34,954 --> 00:25:38,315 ♪ I feel so fine tonight ♪ 503 00:25:38,315 --> 00:25:40,151 ♪ Mister right ♪ 504 00:25:40,151 --> 00:25:43,428 ♪ You're inside right now ♪ 505 00:25:43,428 --> 00:25:45,347 - You guys make a nice looking couple! 506 00:25:45,347 --> 00:25:47,113 - Thanks, so we've been told! 507 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:47,946 Shit! 508 00:25:49,776 --> 00:25:53,379 ♪ Come on and ask me to dance ♪ 509 00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:57,379 ♪ Why don't you ask me to dance ♪ 510 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,003 - Hey, look. 511 00:26:12,641 --> 00:26:14,752 Isn't he cute? 512 00:26:14,752 --> 00:26:16,002 - Little prick. 513 00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:22,079 ♪ 'Cause I want you tonight ♪ 514 00:26:23,019 --> 00:26:26,705 ♪ Come on and ask me to dance ♪ 515 00:26:26,705 --> 00:26:30,425 ♪ Come on and ask me to dance ♪ 516 00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:34,425 ♪ I know you'll ask me to dance ♪ 517 00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:38,785 (upbeat dance music) 518 00:26:45,644 --> 00:26:48,593 - Hey, how you doing, speed racer? 519 00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:52,763 - Hey, I take this skating awfully serious. 520 00:26:52,763 --> 00:26:54,483 Don't you think so? 521 00:26:54,483 --> 00:26:55,316 - Listen, man. 522 00:26:55,316 --> 00:26:56,149 We better get out of here. 523 00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:56,982 If we fall down again, 524 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:57,815 we're not gonna be able to get it up. 525 00:26:57,815 --> 00:26:58,693 - Oh, come on, 526 00:26:58,693 --> 00:27:00,863 and I was having such a great time too. 527 00:27:00,863 --> 00:27:02,607 (laughing) 528 00:27:02,607 --> 00:27:03,733 Hey, hey, Wendy! 529 00:27:10,399 --> 00:27:11,316 Hey, Wendy! 530 00:27:17,279 --> 00:27:18,921 Hey, Wendy! 531 00:27:18,921 --> 00:27:20,410 (laughing) 532 00:27:20,410 --> 00:27:23,210 - You were on your ass more than on your skates tonight. 533 00:27:24,322 --> 00:27:25,672 I hope you're not too sore. 534 00:27:29,241 --> 00:27:31,570 - Careful, I'm a little tender there, okay? 535 00:27:31,570 --> 00:27:33,563 - You're always tender there. 536 00:27:35,679 --> 00:27:38,429 (faint speaking) 537 00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:46,502 - Artie. 538 00:27:47,353 --> 00:27:49,450 When do you think you'll be getting your car running? 539 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,203 - I don't know, in a few days maybe. 540 00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:53,930 - That'll be nice. 541 00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:55,023 No more doubling. 542 00:27:57,130 --> 00:27:59,500 - You don't really like Reggie, do you? 543 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,333 - I like him. 544 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,480 It's just that he's so cocky sometimes. 545 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,984 - He means well. 546 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:05,896 - Guys, 547 00:28:05,896 --> 00:28:06,729 hey, you guys. 548 00:28:06,729 --> 00:28:10,160 What do you say we go grab something to eat, huh? 549 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:10,993 - Sure. 550 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:11,826 Let's try that new place, Reg. 551 00:28:11,826 --> 00:28:12,669 - Okay, all right. 552 00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:13,502 Sounds great. 553 00:28:13,502 --> 00:28:14,335 Well, we're there. 554 00:28:14,335 --> 00:28:15,735 - New place? 555 00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:18,818 (soft country music) 556 00:28:35,435 --> 00:28:36,268 God. 557 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,483 Why did we come here? 558 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,253 - The fries are great. 559 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,090 Aren't they, Reg? 560 00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,863 - Oh yeah, yeah, great, great. 561 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,005 Light me one of those, will you? 562 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:00,470 - I didn't know you smoked. 563 00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:01,303 - There's a lot of things 564 00:29:01,303 --> 00:29:03,530 you don't know about me, sweetheart. 565 00:29:03,530 --> 00:29:05,491 - Do your Paul Henreid impression. 566 00:29:05,491 --> 00:29:06,324 - Who? 567 00:29:06,324 --> 00:29:07,157 - Paul Henreid. 568 00:29:07,157 --> 00:29:07,990 You know who Paul Henreid is? 569 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:08,830 The old Bette Davis movie, 570 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,300 Paul Henreid, "Now, Voyager." 571 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,940 The ultimate smooth, the ultimate smooth. 572 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:12,773 Paul Henreid. 573 00:29:12,773 --> 00:29:13,680 You be Bette Davis. 574 00:29:18,081 --> 00:29:20,331 (laughing) 575 00:29:21,609 --> 00:29:24,109 (Reg humming) 576 00:29:39,262 --> 00:29:40,493 (Reg coughing) 577 00:29:40,493 --> 00:29:42,743 (laughing) 578 00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:54,550 I think I need a little bit of air. 579 00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:56,489 Go outside and grab me some. 580 00:29:56,489 --> 00:29:57,550 You can come with me, Bette. 581 00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:58,687 Come on. 582 00:29:58,687 --> 00:30:01,270 (Reg coughing) 583 00:30:15,163 --> 00:30:16,413 Come on, Bette. 584 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,617 - [Wendy] Hey. 585 00:30:23,481 --> 00:30:25,398 - It won't be long now. 586 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:38,430 Well? 587 00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:39,263 Well, come on. 588 00:30:40,855 --> 00:30:41,853 - Aw, I can't. 589 00:30:41,853 --> 00:30:43,660 - What do you mean, you can't? 590 00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,530 Since when can't you? 591 00:30:45,530 --> 00:30:47,403 - I got a migraine headache. 592 00:30:48,810 --> 00:30:50,000 - You got a migraine headache? 593 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,623 I pay $30 and you get a migraine headache? 594 00:30:57,682 --> 00:31:00,380 (laughing) 595 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,901 Whew. 596 00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:04,123 You miss migraine headache. 597 00:31:09,048 --> 00:31:12,189 - They sure have been gone a long time. 598 00:31:12,189 --> 00:31:14,230 Think you oughta go check on him? 599 00:31:14,230 --> 00:31:15,063 - Don't worry about Reg. 600 00:31:15,063 --> 00:31:16,493 He can take care of himself. 601 00:31:17,350 --> 00:31:18,183 Believe me. 602 00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,920 (laughing) 603 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,550 - [Reg] Give her the old (mumbles). 604 00:31:31,550 --> 00:31:33,612 - [Wendy] Oh, it's gone, it's gone! 605 00:31:33,612 --> 00:31:35,945 My migraine headache's gone! 606 00:31:44,512 --> 00:31:46,434 (upbeat pop music) 607 00:31:46,434 --> 00:31:49,851 ♪ Enough with your blues ♪ 608 00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:53,650 - You know, I wouldn't be surprised 609 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,570 if he took her to that motel. 610 00:31:55,570 --> 00:31:56,990 I wouldn't put it past him. 611 00:31:56,990 --> 00:31:58,360 - Well, so what if he did? 612 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,663 It's not such a big deal. 613 00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:03,473 - Artie, why are we here? 614 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,070 - I got us a room. 615 00:32:10,007 --> 00:32:11,193 - Here, for us? 616 00:32:12,334 --> 00:32:15,488 - It's better than my garage, isn't it? 617 00:32:15,488 --> 00:32:17,103 - Artie, how could you? 618 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,500 If you think you're gonna get me to go to a motel, 619 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,297 you can just forget it! 620 00:32:22,297 --> 00:32:24,000 And you keep those awful french fries-- 621 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,260 - Come on, Monica! 622 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:26,579 I thought you'd like the idea! 623 00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:27,412 - Like it?! 624 00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:28,245 What am I supposed to like, 625 00:32:28,245 --> 00:32:29,646 that I'm getting treated like a whore?! 626 00:32:29,646 --> 00:32:31,200 Forget it, Artie! 627 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,510 - Monica! 628 00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:33,653 Oh come on, Monica! 629 00:32:33,653 --> 00:32:35,903 Monica, wait, wait, Monica! 630 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,020 Jesus, Monica! 631 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:39,853 Monica. 632 00:32:39,853 --> 00:32:40,686 - I should have known it would come to this. 633 00:32:40,686 --> 00:32:42,383 It's all you ever talk about. 634 00:32:43,468 --> 00:32:44,770 - Monica, really, I... 635 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,293 Monica. 636 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,950 Monica, wait, really. 637 00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:51,600 - Keep your hands off me. 638 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,570 If you need it so bad, 639 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,470 why don't you go stick it in Candy Harden? 640 00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,570 - Monica, really-- - Just leave me alone! 641 00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:58,890 - Monica, what are you doing?! 642 00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:00,673 - [Monica] Breaking up with you! 643 00:33:10,467 --> 00:33:13,910 (somber jazz music) 644 00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:16,230 - Imagine a motel 645 00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:18,500 and with Reggie and Wendy there. 646 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,810 - Ooh, a foursome. 647 00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:22,820 Sounds like it could have some possibilities. 648 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:24,113 - Beej, it was awful. 649 00:33:25,310 --> 00:33:27,710 I don't care if I ever see Artie Mulligan again. 650 00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:30,190 - Oh, you don't really mean that. 651 00:33:30,190 --> 00:33:31,760 - Yes, I do. 652 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,070 He's hopeless. 653 00:33:33,070 --> 00:33:34,911 He'll never change. 654 00:33:34,911 --> 00:33:37,160 - Well maybe he doesn't have to. 655 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,850 - Oh, so it's all my fault now, 656 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:39,683 is that it? 657 00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:41,170 - I didn't say that. 658 00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:43,500 - You didn't have to. 659 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,930 I know you think I'm a prude. 660 00:33:44,930 --> 00:33:46,640 - It's not all I think. 661 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,473 - What else? 662 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:49,327 - That you still love him. 663 00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:51,877 - Damn. 664 00:33:51,877 --> 00:33:53,459 (racket clattering) 665 00:33:53,459 --> 00:33:56,126 (Reg whistling) 666 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,350 - Nice day, huh? 667 00:34:04,022 --> 00:34:06,160 Oh, bad day, huh? 668 00:34:08,490 --> 00:34:09,323 You don't have to answer. 669 00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:10,180 I ain't (mumbles). 670 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,863 - Reggie, can I ask you a question? 671 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:18,057 - Sure, anything. 672 00:34:19,148 --> 00:34:20,743 - Do you think I'm pretty? 673 00:34:22,098 --> 00:34:24,907 - (sighing) You wouldn't slug me, would you? 674 00:34:24,907 --> 00:34:26,390 - I thought so. 675 00:34:26,390 --> 00:34:28,130 - No, hey, wait a minute. 676 00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:30,030 You maybe get out of those sweats, 677 00:34:30,030 --> 00:34:32,010 do something with your hair. 678 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:33,940 You ever read Cosmopolitan? 679 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:34,920 Yeah, you know, how you dress, 680 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,810 that's the whole ball game. 681 00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:37,670 - I don't like dresses. 682 00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:38,780 - Yeah, I know what you mean. 683 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:40,793 I prefer them off rather than on myself. 684 00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:43,750 Hey, Boom Boom. 685 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,170 What's the deal, huh? 686 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,420 You hung up on some dude? 687 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:48,773 - Kind of. 688 00:34:48,773 --> 00:34:50,230 - No shit! 689 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:51,063 I mean, no kidding. 690 00:34:51,063 --> 00:34:52,700 Who is he, huh? 691 00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:53,733 - Reggie, come here. 692 00:34:54,877 --> 00:34:57,090 - I gotta go. 693 00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:58,143 My friend wants me. 694 00:35:01,007 --> 00:35:02,370 Hey, Artie, now look, 695 00:35:02,370 --> 00:35:03,203 I know you're upset. 696 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:04,036 - Shut up, Reg! 697 00:35:04,036 --> 00:35:04,945 - [Reg] Honest to god, if I thought-- 698 00:35:04,945 --> 00:35:05,969 - Knock it off! 699 00:35:05,969 --> 00:35:06,831 (clattering) 700 00:35:06,831 --> 00:35:08,600 If you don't can it, I'm gonna hit you. 701 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,633 I should, 702 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,410 but it was my own fucking fault. 703 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,243 - That's right. 704 00:35:13,243 --> 00:35:14,420 - That's not right. 705 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,403 - That's not right. 706 00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:17,580 - Works every time. 707 00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:19,130 What a crock of shit. 708 00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:21,070 - Yeah, yeah, it was really hair-brained. 709 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,720 - Yeah, you could say that again. 710 00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:33,970 - Look Artie, hey, 711 00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,157 what do you say we go out 712 00:35:35,157 --> 00:35:37,140 and we really tie one on tonight, huh? 713 00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:39,580 Anywhere you want to go, any place. 714 00:35:42,590 --> 00:35:43,610 - Aw, what the hell? 715 00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:44,517 Sure, why not? 716 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,460 - All right, that's more like it. 717 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:47,470 And you know, 718 00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:49,000 things really aren't as bad as they seem. 719 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,833 - Reg. 720 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:50,880 - The way I look at it, 721 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,248 your sex life's got to improve. 722 00:35:53,248 --> 00:35:54,980 (Artie groaning) 723 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:58,240 Girls, where are you when we need you, huh?! 724 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:01,323 (upbeat dance music) 725 00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:03,920 Hey, hey, Artie, 726 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,480 you know how you can tell if a girl's wearing pantyhose? 727 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,330 - No, how, Reg? 728 00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:09,744 - Because when she farts, her ankles bulge. 729 00:36:09,744 --> 00:36:14,744 (Reg vocalizing) (Artie laughing) 730 00:36:15,290 --> 00:36:16,490 Holy shit, Artie. 731 00:36:16,490 --> 00:36:18,550 Hey, look what's next to you. 732 00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:19,383 - Hi. 733 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:22,430 You girls wearing pantyhose? 734 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,410 - What? 735 00:36:23,410 --> 00:36:24,510 - Oh, nevermind. 736 00:36:24,510 --> 00:36:25,970 Listen, you want to drink some beer? 737 00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:27,540 - Not exactly. 738 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:30,040 - Well, what do you want to do then? 739 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:32,790 - Follow us. 740 00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:34,387 Maybe you'll find out. 741 00:36:34,387 --> 00:36:36,518 (cheering) 742 00:36:36,518 --> 00:36:37,899 - Hit it, Reg! 743 00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:38,820 - I got dibs on the one with the sweater. 744 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,070 - I got dibs on the one without. 745 00:36:40,070 --> 00:36:41,634 Come on, faster! 746 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,878 (laughing) 747 00:36:43,878 --> 00:36:46,878 (upbeat rock music) 748 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,932 - Which one do you want? 749 00:37:02,932 --> 00:37:04,555 I like the one with the dark hair. 750 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,530 - I can't believe it. 751 00:37:05,530 --> 00:37:07,520 Why hasn't it been this easy before? 752 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,521 - Shut up, man, shut up. 753 00:37:08,521 --> 00:37:09,810 Give them some credit. 754 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,946 They know a couple of studs when they see 'em, come on. 755 00:37:11,946 --> 00:37:13,510 (Artie laughing) 756 00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:15,096 - I'll take the one in the white. 757 00:37:15,096 --> 00:37:16,653 (laughing) 758 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:17,486 - Hi. - Hi. 759 00:37:18,910 --> 00:37:21,472 - I'm Reggie and that's my friend Artie. 760 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:22,305 - Hi. 761 00:37:22,305 --> 00:37:23,138 - Hi. - Hi, Artie. 762 00:37:23,138 --> 00:37:24,420 - Aren't you cold, like a little bit? 763 00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:27,079 - No, actually I'm hot. 764 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:30,079 (upbeat rock music) 765 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,058 - Let's get in the back. 766 00:37:39,058 --> 00:37:42,058 (upbeat rock music) 767 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:50,604 - Mind if I have one of those? 768 00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:52,521 - No, I'll get you one. 769 00:37:57,521 --> 00:37:58,521 - Thank you. 770 00:38:06,276 --> 00:38:07,570 (Artie laughing) 771 00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:11,193 - So, you sure you don't want a beer? 772 00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:13,951 - No. 773 00:38:13,951 --> 00:38:15,618 I don't want a beer. 774 00:38:17,726 --> 00:38:20,476 (Artie laughing) 775 00:38:27,153 --> 00:38:28,588 - Let's fuck. 776 00:38:28,588 --> 00:38:31,755 (beer can clattering) 777 00:38:34,974 --> 00:38:38,474 - Why don't we just get rid of this, okay? 778 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:42,618 (upbeat rock music) 779 00:38:53,395 --> 00:38:56,993 ♪ I'm out fighting on the street ♪ 780 00:38:56,993 --> 00:39:00,431 ♪ And you can make me do anything ♪ 781 00:39:00,431 --> 00:39:02,028 ♪ Swear I'm crazy ♪ 782 00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:06,914 ♪ Yeah, I'm crazy for your love ♪ 783 00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:08,548 ♪ I'm out of control ♪ 784 00:39:08,548 --> 00:39:13,295 ♪ I'm out of control ♪ 785 00:39:13,295 --> 00:39:14,605 ♪ You got the power ♪ 786 00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:19,605 ♪ You got the power over my soul ♪ 787 00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:22,848 ♪ To do what you want to do ♪ 788 00:39:22,848 --> 00:39:26,659 ♪ Take me any place you want me to ♪ 789 00:39:26,659 --> 00:39:28,254 ♪ I'm out of control ♪ 790 00:39:28,254 --> 00:39:32,087 ♪ I'm out of control with you ♪ 791 00:39:45,194 --> 00:39:46,324 - Hey, Artie! 792 00:39:46,324 --> 00:39:47,278 Artie! 793 00:39:47,278 --> 00:39:49,563 Artie, this girl's got balls! 794 00:39:51,028 --> 00:39:52,861 This girl's got balls! 795 00:39:57,152 --> 00:39:58,810 (Artie spitting) 796 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:00,470 - God damn. 797 00:40:00,470 --> 00:40:03,220 (Artie coughing) 798 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,103 God, he had his tongue in my mouth! 799 00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:19,630 - What a pity. 800 00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:20,630 That's a real shame. 801 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,663 I had mine in his! 802 00:40:28,383 --> 00:40:30,995 (Artie coughing) 803 00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:33,994 - Think we should get some Drano instead, huh? 804 00:40:33,994 --> 00:40:36,244 (laughing) 805 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:39,830 - All right. 806 00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:40,918 Okay, what do we do now? 807 00:40:40,918 --> 00:40:42,310 Where do we go? 808 00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:43,680 - I don't know, Reg. 809 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,513 I'm tired. 810 00:40:44,513 --> 00:40:45,443 Let's just call it a night, huh? 811 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,276 - Call it a night? 812 00:40:46,276 --> 00:40:47,109 What, are you crazy? 813 00:40:47,109 --> 00:40:47,942 The night's young. 814 00:40:47,942 --> 00:40:49,330 We've got fresh breath! 815 00:40:49,330 --> 00:40:52,080 (Artie laughing) 816 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,673 Cheer up. 817 00:40:56,573 --> 00:40:58,020 Look at that. 818 00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,070 Female mud wrestling. 819 00:41:00,168 --> 00:41:01,515 You ever been to female mud wrestling? 820 00:41:01,515 --> 00:41:02,619 - No, no, no, Reggie, no. - Oh, come on! 821 00:41:02,619 --> 00:41:04,000 They couldn't have balls. 822 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,870 Come on. 823 00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:05,703 - Oh, shoot. 824 00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:09,420 (Artie spitting) 825 00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:10,253 No, Reg. 826 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,133 How are we gonna get in? 827 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:18,038 - Looks good, Artie. 828 00:41:18,038 --> 00:41:20,788 (faint speaking) 829 00:41:23,402 --> 00:41:25,330 - [Artie] Get in there. 830 00:41:25,330 --> 00:41:27,743 It's mud wrestling theater one. 831 00:41:27,743 --> 00:41:28,820 - Yo! 832 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:29,859 Okay, home free. 833 00:41:29,859 --> 00:41:30,692 Come on. 834 00:41:30,692 --> 00:41:31,965 Come on, get the lead outta your ass. 835 00:41:31,965 --> 00:41:33,048 - Wait, I can't. 836 00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:35,797 Reggie, it's not gonna-- - Artie, Artie. 837 00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:39,082 Holy shit, get the lead outta your ass. 838 00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:41,380 - [Scarlet] Hey, what are you punks doing in here? 839 00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:43,084 - [Reg] We're just checking the plumbing. 840 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:43,950 - Everything looks fine. 841 00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:45,480 - Yeah, it looks great. - Get out! 842 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,397 - What now? 843 00:41:46,397 --> 00:41:49,064 - (mumbles) 21. 844 00:41:52,957 --> 00:41:54,758 - [Announcer] And now in their third week 845 00:41:54,758 --> 00:41:56,550 as middle weight champ, 846 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:59,868 our very own Miss Scarlet O'Fever! 847 00:41:59,868 --> 00:42:04,868 (audience applauding) (upbeat pop music) 848 00:42:11,155 --> 00:42:16,155 (audience applauding drowning out speaking) 849 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,438 - Would you or wouldn't you? 850 00:42:30,438 --> 00:42:31,807 - What, screw her? 851 00:42:33,227 --> 00:42:34,873 Even in the mud. - Me too. 852 00:42:34,873 --> 00:42:36,264 - Sweet. 853 00:42:36,264 --> 00:42:39,431 (audience applauding) 854 00:42:43,804 --> 00:42:45,567 - Let's give a round of applause 855 00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:47,204 for this Scarlet O'Fever. 856 00:42:47,204 --> 00:42:48,229 Give her a round of applause. 857 00:42:48,229 --> 00:42:49,501 Let's hear it for her. 858 00:42:49,501 --> 00:42:51,502 (audience applauding) 859 00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:52,442 Okay. 860 00:42:52,442 --> 00:42:54,920 (audience applauding) 861 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,890 All right, there are three magic words. 862 00:42:56,890 --> 00:42:58,985 What are the three magic words? 863 00:42:58,985 --> 00:43:00,610 (audience chanting) 864 00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:01,443 On your knees, girls. 865 00:43:01,443 --> 00:43:02,807 Let's get ready for wrestling. 866 00:43:02,807 --> 00:43:03,910 Here they go. 867 00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:05,307 Ooh. 868 00:43:05,307 --> 00:43:07,790 (audience applauding) 869 00:43:07,790 --> 00:43:08,623 The referees are ready, 870 00:43:08,623 --> 00:43:09,456 the girls are ready, 871 00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:10,340 I'm ready. 872 00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:12,426 Let's start wrestling! 873 00:43:12,426 --> 00:43:17,426 (audience applauding drowning out speaking) 874 00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:27,613 Time is running out on the clock. 875 00:43:27,613 --> 00:43:32,613 (audience applauding drowning out speaking) 876 00:43:33,993 --> 00:43:35,921 Nobody in control. 877 00:43:35,921 --> 00:43:37,187 Scarlet, Scarlet in control. 878 00:43:37,187 --> 00:43:38,208 Scarlet on top. 879 00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:43,208 (audience applauding drowning out speaking) 880 00:43:47,436 --> 00:43:49,934 Scarlet's on the bottom, Scarlet's on the bottom! 881 00:43:49,934 --> 00:43:53,833 (audience applauding drowning out speaking) 882 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:55,797 No choking, no choking! 883 00:43:55,797 --> 00:43:56,985 No choking! 884 00:43:56,985 --> 00:43:58,009 Come on, girls. 885 00:43:58,009 --> 00:44:03,009 (audience applauding drowning out speaking) 886 00:44:03,372 --> 00:44:05,749 Scarlet on top. 887 00:44:05,749 --> 00:44:07,999 (cheering) 888 00:44:09,058 --> 00:44:11,504 - Those wieners busted in! 889 00:44:11,504 --> 00:44:16,504 (audience clamoring) (upbeat pop music) 890 00:44:38,090 --> 00:44:40,060 (students laughing) 891 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:42,640 - Well now, Betty Joe, you're almost 13, 892 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,560 and well, it's about time we had a little talk 893 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,430 about the birds and the bees. 894 00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:47,263 - Sick, mom. 895 00:44:47,263 --> 00:44:48,213 You mean sex? 896 00:44:48,213 --> 00:44:50,499 - Yes, sex, and love, and... 897 00:44:50,499 --> 00:44:52,540 You're gonna be going out with boys pretty soon 898 00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:53,373 and then they're gonna try 899 00:44:53,373 --> 00:44:56,500 to do some really nasty things to you. 900 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,333 - Really? 901 00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:58,270 - Mm-hmm. 902 00:44:58,270 --> 00:44:59,103 - Like what? 903 00:44:59,103 --> 00:45:01,488 - Well, remember when we used to go to the zoo? 904 00:45:01,488 --> 00:45:02,321 Remember that? 905 00:45:02,321 --> 00:45:03,550 And the monkeys would lay on top of each other 906 00:45:03,550 --> 00:45:05,663 and move their little hineys back and forth? 907 00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:07,843 Remember? 908 00:45:07,843 --> 00:45:09,260 - Mom, that's sick. 909 00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:11,360 Does that have anything to do with those disgusting noises 910 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,066 you and dad make at night? 911 00:45:13,066 --> 00:45:14,080 - Yes. 912 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,197 - And in the morning? - Yes. 913 00:45:15,197 --> 00:45:19,020 - And in the afternoon? - Yes, yes! 914 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:21,030 Your mother and father just love each other very much, dear. 915 00:45:21,030 --> 00:45:22,650 - Yeah, right, mom. 916 00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:25,340 Sounds more like elephants to me than monkeys. 917 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,173 - Oh come on, dear. 918 00:45:26,173 --> 00:45:27,537 Your father's not that big. 919 00:45:28,910 --> 00:45:30,803 - Okay, that's enough. 920 00:45:32,670 --> 00:45:35,920 Role playing is supposed to help us become more sensitive 921 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,653 to another person's feelings. 922 00:45:38,616 --> 00:45:40,823 Now obviously, some people are beyond help. 923 00:45:40,823 --> 00:45:42,230 (students laughing) 924 00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:43,130 - Come on, Mr. Stevens. 925 00:45:43,130 --> 00:45:44,410 I mean, who ever heard of your parents 926 00:45:44,410 --> 00:45:46,730 talking to you about sex anyway? 927 00:45:46,730 --> 00:45:47,563 - Yeah. 928 00:45:47,563 --> 00:45:48,920 The only thing my folks ever did 929 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,850 was lay a book about VD next to my bed. 930 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:54,297 - Yeah, and when you can't read, what good's that? 931 00:45:54,297 --> 00:45:56,760 (students laughing) 932 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,920 - Hey, Weis. 933 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:58,753 - Yes, Elmer? 934 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:03,603 - How would you like me to slam dunk your big mouth? 935 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,970 - Not even a little bit, Elmer. 936 00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:07,843 I mean, Bronk. 937 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,003 - Okay, hold it down, you two. 938 00:46:13,410 --> 00:46:16,150 Now, how many of you have parents 939 00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:17,933 who have talked to you about sex? 940 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,770 Candy, was it anything like you've seen up here today? 941 00:46:22,770 --> 00:46:23,603 - No. 942 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,240 My mom just said it's a man's world out there 943 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:32,863 and a girl oughta do what she can to keep her man happy, 944 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,423 and I quite agree. 945 00:46:37,655 --> 00:46:41,988 ♪ The moon looks like a red balloon ♪ 946 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:46,259 (phone ringing) 947 00:46:49,005 --> 00:46:50,080 - Yeah, Reg. 948 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,080 - [Candy] Hi, Artie. 949 00:46:53,190 --> 00:46:54,500 - Who's this? 950 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,833 - [Candy] Guess. 951 00:46:56,823 --> 00:46:57,656 - I can't guess. 952 00:46:57,656 --> 00:46:59,005 Come on, tell me, who is it? 953 00:46:59,005 --> 00:47:02,922 - [Candy] Won't you make just one little guess? 954 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,554 - Candy? 955 00:47:05,554 --> 00:47:07,350 - [Candy] (laughing) Finally. 956 00:47:07,350 --> 00:47:10,360 - I'm sorry, I was thinking about something else. 957 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,108 - Oh, you were doing your homework, I suppose. 958 00:47:13,108 --> 00:47:14,416 - (laughing) Right. 959 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:15,975 No, actually I'm just lying here on my bed 960 00:47:15,975 --> 00:47:19,263 listening to the radio. 961 00:47:19,263 --> 00:47:20,937 So, what are you doing? 962 00:47:20,937 --> 00:47:25,937 - Oh, I'm just lying on my bed listening to the radio 963 00:47:25,947 --> 00:47:28,023 and thinking about you. 964 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,404 Artie, why don't you come over? 965 00:47:32,404 --> 00:47:33,960 - To your house? 966 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,537 - Well, if you want to. 967 00:47:36,571 --> 00:47:37,991 - [Artie] You mean we could?! 968 00:47:37,991 --> 00:47:39,100 I mean... 969 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:41,683 - Why don't you just come over? 970 00:47:53,165 --> 00:47:56,165 (upbeat jazz music) 971 00:48:14,596 --> 00:48:17,513 (knocking on door) 972 00:48:21,836 --> 00:48:23,180 - Hi. 973 00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:24,460 - You got here so fast. 974 00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:25,360 I'm not ready yet. 975 00:48:58,570 --> 00:49:03,403 - There's something I want to show you. 976 00:49:07,751 --> 00:49:10,334 (horn blaring) 977 00:49:12,331 --> 00:49:15,331 (upbeat jazz music) 978 00:49:19,097 --> 00:49:22,014 (knocking on door) 979 00:49:27,739 --> 00:49:28,819 - Hi. 980 00:49:28,819 --> 00:49:31,569 - I thought you'd never get here. 981 00:49:45,202 --> 00:49:49,535 You don't know how long I've waited for this moment. 982 00:49:56,540 --> 00:50:00,293 Oh, I've been dying to do that ever since I first saw you. 983 00:50:03,891 --> 00:50:05,340 (zipper unzipping) 984 00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:09,340 And there's another thing I've been dying to do. 985 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,932 (upbeat jazz music) 986 00:50:25,706 --> 00:50:29,039 (trash cans clattering) 987 00:50:31,382 --> 00:50:34,382 (upbeat jazz music) 988 00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:51,030 (knocking on door) 989 00:50:51,030 --> 00:50:52,457 - Hi. 990 00:50:52,457 --> 00:50:54,653 - What the fuck are you doing here? 991 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:00,953 Well? 992 00:51:02,514 --> 00:51:04,470 - Candy asked me to come over 993 00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:06,020 and help her with her homework. 994 00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:12,160 But I can see that maybe tonight's not the best time, 995 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,170 so I'll just see you tomorrow in class, Candy, huh? 996 00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:16,450 - Wait a minute. 997 00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:18,590 That's bullshit, Mulligan, and you know it. 998 00:51:18,590 --> 00:51:20,060 - Get your hand off me. 999 00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:21,750 - Bronk, stop it. 1000 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,920 Artie didn't do anything. 1001 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,093 Come on back in here this instant. 1002 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,090 - You're lucky, Mulligan. 1003 00:51:32,050 --> 00:51:34,480 But if I ever see you even look at her again, 1004 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,060 you'll get very unlucky. 1005 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,227 (door slamming) 1006 00:51:50,244 --> 00:51:51,244 - Hi, Artie. 1007 00:51:55,293 --> 00:51:56,126 Busy? 1008 00:51:56,126 --> 00:51:56,959 - Yeah, a little. 1009 00:51:58,369 --> 00:51:59,310 - [BJ] How you doing? 1010 00:51:59,310 --> 00:52:00,393 - All right. 1011 00:52:01,984 --> 00:52:03,626 - [BJ] So what you been up to these days? 1012 00:52:03,626 --> 00:52:05,349 - Oh, the usual. 1013 00:52:05,349 --> 00:52:07,766 (clattering) 1014 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,173 Look, Betty Joe, 1015 00:52:16,173 --> 00:52:18,600 Monica came and asked you to talk to me, right? 1016 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,440 - So what if she did? 1017 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,740 - Well, just tell to forget it. 1018 00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,710 I'm not gonna have her hanging me up. 1019 00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:24,363 - She doesn't even know I'm here. 1020 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:28,953 Hey listen, Artie, 1021 00:52:28,953 --> 00:52:30,120 I'm having a party Saturday night 1022 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,690 and I want you to come. 1023 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,450 - [Artie] Monica's gonna be there, right? 1024 00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:34,283 - Oh, Artie. 1025 00:52:34,283 --> 00:52:36,413 You two guys belong together and you know it. 1026 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,763 - BJ, do me a favor, all right? 1027 00:52:40,910 --> 00:52:42,303 Hand me that screwdriver. 1028 00:52:45,314 --> 00:52:50,314 (soft pop music) (water splashing) 1029 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:56,433 - This feels so good. 1030 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,580 - Candy, are you daydreaming about (mumbles)? 1031 00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:03,574 - Such filthy mind. 1032 00:53:03,574 --> 00:53:04,710 Look at Monica. 1033 00:53:04,710 --> 00:53:06,730 You'd never hear anything like that outta her. 1034 00:53:06,730 --> 00:53:09,870 - You mean like calling somebody a slut? 1035 00:53:09,870 --> 00:53:11,763 No, I'd never say anything like that. 1036 00:53:13,859 --> 00:53:16,003 - What did I do? 1037 00:53:16,003 --> 00:53:17,803 - I think it's more what nature did. 1038 00:53:21,221 --> 00:53:22,372 Cocktails anyone? 1039 00:53:22,372 --> 00:53:24,295 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 1040 00:53:24,295 --> 00:53:27,045 (faint speaking) 1041 00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:31,213 - Hey, are you ready to party? 1042 00:53:38,677 --> 00:53:40,330 Ta-da! 1043 00:53:40,330 --> 00:53:43,230 - Wow, if they had all this stuff in chemistry, 1044 00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:44,620 I'd never cut class. 1045 00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:46,080 - [BJ] Now just remember the party tonight. 1046 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,030 We have to be able to stand up. 1047 00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:50,150 - Oh, speak for yourself. 1048 00:53:50,150 --> 00:53:51,690 - No, really. 1049 00:53:51,690 --> 00:53:53,743 We have to be adults and everything. 1050 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,893 - Look at this book! 1051 00:53:56,814 --> 00:53:59,683 Zombie, Freddy Fuddpucker? 1052 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,910 Kamikaze, what is that? 1053 00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:06,900 - I don't think a couple of Harvey Wallbangers 1054 00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:07,850 would hurt anybody. 1055 00:54:09,510 --> 00:54:11,250 - What is this? 1056 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,993 Talk dirty to me? 1057 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:14,891 - Candy. 1058 00:54:14,891 --> 00:54:17,349 (Candy laughing) 1059 00:54:17,349 --> 00:54:20,400 That was supposed to be a surprise for later. 1060 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,130 - A porno film? 1061 00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:23,990 BJ, you're awful. 1062 00:54:23,990 --> 00:54:26,190 - Well, if you don't want to see it, Monica. 1063 00:54:27,090 --> 00:54:29,653 - Well, I didn't say that. 1064 00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:32,362 - Pardon. 1065 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,123 Front row center, ladies. 1066 00:54:46,593 --> 00:54:48,929 - [Actress On TV] Becomes so hot. 1067 00:54:48,929 --> 00:54:49,983 I want to touch it. 1068 00:54:52,701 --> 00:54:54,868 (moaning) 1069 00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:02,730 - How does she do that? 1070 00:55:04,036 --> 00:55:05,869 - Oh god, it's so big. 1071 00:55:06,942 --> 00:55:09,109 (moaning) 1072 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,832 Want to talk dirty to me 1073 00:55:20,832 --> 00:55:24,436 like you did to that girl on the phone? 1074 00:55:24,436 --> 00:55:26,603 (moaning) 1075 00:55:44,325 --> 00:55:46,517 - All this sex stuff is so confusing. 1076 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:49,730 How do they learn all those positions and things? 1077 00:55:49,730 --> 00:55:53,043 - Hours and hours of practice. 1078 00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:59,927 - When are the guys coming over anyway? 1079 00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:04,927 (upbeat rock music) (water splashing) 1080 00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:39,470 - Roger, I'd like you to meet 1081 00:56:39,470 --> 00:56:41,600 my closest friend in the whole wide world, 1082 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,010 Monica Carr. 1083 00:56:43,010 --> 00:56:44,280 - Hello. 1084 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,690 I'm Roger Jackson. 1085 00:56:45,690 --> 00:56:46,700 - Hi. 1086 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:48,620 Betty Joe tells me you're a songwriter. 1087 00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:50,030 - Among other things. 1088 00:56:50,030 --> 00:56:51,850 You and BJ classmates? 1089 00:56:51,850 --> 00:56:52,683 - Yeah. 1090 00:56:52,683 --> 00:56:54,320 - We can't wait to graduate. 1091 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,620 You know, high school is really just for kids. 1092 00:56:57,910 --> 00:56:59,660 - Depends on what you mean by kids. 1093 00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:03,520 - [Female Speaker] BJ, we're out of ice. 1094 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,353 - Those idiots. 1095 00:57:05,290 --> 00:57:06,593 Excuse me, you two. 1096 00:57:11,113 --> 00:57:12,863 - Tell me about your songwriting. 1097 00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:16,020 - Look it, you want to dance? 1098 00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:17,090 - Okay. 1099 00:57:17,090 --> 00:57:17,923 - Come on. 1100 00:57:17,923 --> 00:57:18,756 We'll talk later. 1101 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,620 - Hey, fuck you, Bronk. 1102 00:57:30,686 --> 00:57:32,257 (water splashing) 1103 00:57:32,257 --> 00:57:34,820 - Hey, watch it, you big ape! 1104 00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:36,040 - What's the matter, I get you wet? 1105 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,816 It looks like you have to take your top off now. 1106 00:57:38,816 --> 00:57:39,649 (laughing) 1107 00:57:39,649 --> 00:57:41,330 - Wouldn't you love that? 1108 00:57:41,330 --> 00:57:42,830 - Ooh, you bet your sweet ass. 1109 00:57:43,748 --> 00:57:44,581 Now, come on. 1110 00:57:44,581 --> 00:57:45,530 What are you waiting for? 1111 00:57:45,530 --> 00:57:46,363 - Hey, Bronk, 1112 00:57:46,363 --> 00:57:47,590 why do you offer to play chef's hat with her? 1113 00:57:47,590 --> 00:57:49,028 She loves that. 1114 00:57:49,028 --> 00:57:50,418 - Yeah? 1115 00:57:50,418 --> 00:57:51,251 - Yeah. 1116 00:58:01,810 --> 00:58:03,280 - Now, it's your turn. 1117 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,773 - No way, Jose. 1118 00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:07,460 - Hey, hey! 1119 00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:09,510 Weis, I'm gonna kill you! 1120 00:58:09,510 --> 00:58:11,050 - All right, would everybody please rise 1121 00:58:11,050 --> 00:58:13,340 while we raise the Chinese flag? 1122 00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:14,350 - You're dead, (mumbles). 1123 00:58:14,350 --> 00:58:16,102 You're dead! 1124 00:58:16,102 --> 00:58:20,762 (soft pop music) - Hi, Artie. 1125 00:58:20,762 --> 00:58:22,286 - Hi, Artie. - What's going on? 1126 00:58:22,286 --> 00:58:25,737 ♪ Looks like a red balloon ♪ 1127 00:58:25,737 --> 00:58:30,737 ♪ The radio is playing sexy tunes ♪ 1128 00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:33,941 ♪ Oh baby, me and you ♪ 1129 00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:38,024 - Hi, Artie. 1130 00:58:38,024 --> 00:58:38,857 - Oh, hi. 1131 00:58:40,119 --> 00:58:43,880 - Oh, listen, I'm sorry about the other night. 1132 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,037 - Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that too. 1133 00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:49,840 - I'll make it up to you later. 1134 00:58:51,573 --> 00:58:53,156 Let's dance, Artie. 1135 00:58:56,207 --> 00:58:57,874 - Boyfriend trouble? 1136 00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:00,483 - Is it that obvious? 1137 00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:05,425 - Give me my pants! 1138 00:59:05,425 --> 00:59:08,258 (people chanting) 1139 00:59:09,555 --> 00:59:11,197 You're dead, you asshole! 1140 00:59:11,197 --> 00:59:12,254 You're dead! 1141 00:59:12,254 --> 00:59:13,934 Weis, I'm gonna kill you! 1142 00:59:13,934 --> 00:59:15,612 ♪ The night so warm ♪ 1143 00:59:15,612 --> 00:59:18,466 ♪ It fits like a glove ♪ 1144 00:59:18,466 --> 00:59:23,466 ♪ And there's no time like now ♪ 1145 00:59:26,774 --> 00:59:29,274 ♪ Making love ♪ 1146 00:59:42,001 --> 00:59:43,631 (people applauding) 1147 00:59:43,631 --> 00:59:46,631 (upbeat rock music) 1148 00:59:58,317 --> 01:00:00,593 - Would you take me home please, Roger? 1149 01:00:01,851 --> 01:00:04,851 (upbeat rock music) 1150 01:00:12,425 --> 01:00:14,156 (people chanting) 1151 01:00:14,156 --> 01:00:14,989 - Oh, below the belt. 1152 01:00:14,989 --> 01:00:17,110 Ooh, below the belt again! 1153 01:00:17,110 --> 01:00:18,777 - You're a dead man! 1154 01:00:19,853 --> 01:00:21,104 That does it! 1155 01:00:21,104 --> 01:00:24,271 (audience applauding) 1156 01:00:25,211 --> 01:00:27,589 - Told you I'd get you, you little punk! 1157 01:00:27,589 --> 01:00:28,839 A little water! 1158 01:00:29,719 --> 01:00:30,580 - Let him up! 1159 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:31,928 Bronk, you son of a bitch! 1160 01:00:31,928 --> 01:00:32,910 Let him up! 1161 01:00:32,910 --> 01:00:36,113 (people chattering) 1162 01:00:36,113 --> 01:00:37,014 - Can you swim? 1163 01:00:37,014 --> 01:00:39,021 Can you swim, huh? 1164 01:00:39,021 --> 01:00:40,576 Really funny now, aren't you? 1165 01:00:40,576 --> 01:00:41,409 - Bronk, let him down! 1166 01:00:41,409 --> 01:00:42,781 Bronk, come on! 1167 01:00:42,781 --> 01:00:44,281 You can't do that! 1168 01:00:46,104 --> 01:00:48,743 - Find it funny, you little asshole! 1169 01:00:48,743 --> 01:00:50,421 (people chattering) 1170 01:00:50,421 --> 01:00:52,504 - Bronk, don't drown him! 1171 01:00:52,504 --> 01:00:53,819 Bronk! 1172 01:00:53,819 --> 01:00:55,091 - You think that's funny, huh? 1173 01:00:55,091 --> 01:00:56,607 - Let him up, you asshole! 1174 01:00:56,607 --> 01:00:58,039 - Get down, get down! - Let him up! 1175 01:00:58,039 --> 01:00:59,269 - Get down there! 1176 01:00:59,269 --> 01:01:01,414 Get down, get down, get down! 1177 01:01:01,414 --> 01:01:02,747 - Bronk? 1178 01:01:02,747 --> 01:01:04,015 Where's Candy? 1179 01:01:04,015 --> 01:01:05,336 Huh, where's Candy? 1180 01:01:05,336 --> 01:01:06,640 Where's Candy? 1181 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,473 Where's Candy? 1182 01:01:07,473 --> 01:01:08,379 - Candy. 1183 01:01:08,379 --> 01:01:11,315 (upbeat rock music) 1184 01:01:11,315 --> 01:01:12,148 Candy. 1185 01:01:13,244 --> 01:01:14,077 Candy. 1186 01:01:19,419 --> 01:01:20,569 Candy! 1187 01:01:20,569 --> 01:01:23,569 (upbeat rock music) 1188 01:01:27,487 --> 01:01:30,187 You and Weis are a couple of assholes! 1189 01:01:31,765 --> 01:01:32,598 - Well? 1190 01:01:41,429 --> 01:01:43,210 - I'm sorry, Roger. 1191 01:01:43,210 --> 01:01:45,110 I'm so embarrassed by all this. 1192 01:01:45,110 --> 01:01:46,890 - Look, just don't let it get you down. 1193 01:01:46,890 --> 01:01:49,740 Personally, I think he's a jerk for letting you get away. 1194 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,793 - Thanks for being so nice. 1195 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,983 - Would you like to see me again? 1196 01:02:06,930 --> 01:02:07,783 - I'd like to, 1197 01:02:09,318 --> 01:02:10,268 but I'd better not. 1198 01:02:11,530 --> 01:02:14,083 - I'd like to see you very much. 1199 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:19,480 Have you ever been to a music recording session? 1200 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:20,500 - No. 1201 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:22,000 - You doing anything Saturday? 1202 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:25,380 - No. 1203 01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:26,783 - Would you like to go to one? 1204 01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:34,730 - All right. 1205 01:02:34,730 --> 01:02:35,730 - Good. 1206 01:02:35,730 --> 01:02:36,730 Pick you up at noon. 1207 01:02:38,376 --> 01:02:39,209 - Okay. 1208 01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,693 I'd better go in now. - Okay. 1209 01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:48,462 (romantic orchestral music) 1210 01:02:55,796 --> 01:02:58,301 - Thanks for the lift! 1211 01:02:58,301 --> 01:03:01,968 (romantic orchestral music) 1212 01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:07,890 - Can you believe that about Monica and Roger? 1213 01:03:07,890 --> 01:03:08,723 - [Female Speaker] I know. 1214 01:03:08,723 --> 01:03:10,493 - [Female Speaker] You know what else happened that night? 1215 01:03:52,915 --> 01:03:55,943 - BJ, why are you avoiding me? 1216 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,027 What's the matter?! 1217 01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:04,600 - You have the nerve to ask me what's the matter? 1218 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,580 What's the matter with you? 1219 01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:10,203 You're supposed to be my best friend, remember? 1220 01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:12,763 - It's Roger. 1221 01:04:13,877 --> 01:04:15,280 That's what this is all about? 1222 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:19,083 - Oh please don't give me the little innocent girl routine. 1223 01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:22,020 You were supposed to be with Artie that night 1224 01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,940 or didn't you get that straight? 1225 01:04:23,940 --> 01:04:25,710 - Well apparently Artie didn't agree. 1226 01:04:25,710 --> 01:04:28,650 - Oh, so you just latched onto Roger? 1227 01:04:28,650 --> 01:04:30,280 How very convenient. 1228 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,627 - [Monica] He took me home. 1229 01:04:31,627 --> 01:04:33,003 That's all. 1230 01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:35,133 - Did he ask you out? 1231 01:04:37,403 --> 01:04:38,633 - None of your business. 1232 01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:42,213 - Well, good luck, prick tease. 1233 01:04:54,470 --> 01:04:56,020 - You're bigger than I thought. 1234 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,620 - Boom Boom? 1235 01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:05,323 - You didn't recognize me, did you? 1236 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,203 - What do you want? 1237 01:05:09,148 --> 01:05:10,880 - Want to party. 1238 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,480 - [Bronk] With me? 1239 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:13,580 - You got it, big boy. 1240 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,410 - When? 1241 01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:17,293 - [Boom Boom] Tonight. 1242 01:05:19,110 --> 01:05:19,943 - You're on. 1243 01:05:21,658 --> 01:05:23,070 You want to shower first? 1244 01:05:23,070 --> 01:05:24,540 - I'm not dirty. 1245 01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:25,373 - You better be. 1246 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,120 - No shit. - Mm-hmm. 1247 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,230 - You mean Candy asked you to the dance? 1248 01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:34,063 (laughing) 1249 01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:36,023 (vocalizing) 1250 01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:37,420 Hey, whoa, wait, 1251 01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:38,720 what about King Kong, huh? 1252 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,629 - Fuck him! 1253 01:05:39,629 --> 01:05:40,823 - What about Monica? 1254 01:05:40,823 --> 01:05:42,125 - What is this, 20 questions? 1255 01:05:42,125 --> 01:05:42,958 - Well, I don't know, I don't know. 1256 01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:43,791 It just seems like (mumbles) 1257 01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,278 over with you two, I don't know. 1258 01:05:45,278 --> 01:05:46,540 - Smart thinking, Einstein. 1259 01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:48,630 Yeah, it's me and Candy now. 1260 01:05:48,630 --> 01:05:50,610 God, I can still feel her pressing against me. 1261 01:05:50,610 --> 01:05:52,520 - Hey, we're gonna double, right? 1262 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,353 - You wish. 1263 01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:54,810 I'll have my own wheels by then. 1264 01:05:54,810 --> 01:05:56,330 - Oh come on, I could chauffeur, 1265 01:05:56,330 --> 01:05:58,620 keep the old hands free. (laughing) 1266 01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,720 Want me to light that? 1267 01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:16,223 - You're late. 1268 01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:18,120 - Thought I'd better fortify myself a little. 1269 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,130 The scene with you could get a little hairy. 1270 01:06:20,130 --> 01:06:21,810 - Thought you're an athlete. 1271 01:06:21,810 --> 01:06:23,023 - Second favorite sport. 1272 01:06:25,686 --> 01:06:28,353 (can crumpling) 1273 01:06:38,258 --> 01:06:40,580 Your name really Boom Boom? 1274 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,830 - Your name really Bronk? 1275 01:06:43,851 --> 01:06:45,243 - Are you for real? 1276 01:06:45,243 --> 01:06:46,910 - What do you think? 1277 01:06:48,876 --> 01:06:53,876 (soft jazz music) (moaning) 1278 01:07:49,305 --> 01:07:54,305 (urine streaming) (Bronk burping) 1279 01:08:07,370 --> 01:08:08,772 - All right, get out. 1280 01:08:08,772 --> 01:08:10,230 (mumbles) 1281 01:08:10,230 --> 01:08:12,900 - I'm not letting you outta my sight. 1282 01:08:12,900 --> 01:08:13,800 - Listen, get out! 1283 01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,070 Out! 1284 01:08:16,070 --> 01:08:17,083 Out the door. 1285 01:08:22,870 --> 01:08:24,993 Hey, thanks for breaking my fucking seat. 1286 01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:29,149 (engine revving) 1287 01:08:32,997 --> 01:08:35,997 (somber jazz music) 1288 01:08:38,470 --> 01:08:39,846 - Charming. 1289 01:08:39,846 --> 01:08:42,206 (upbeat rock music) 1290 01:08:42,206 --> 01:08:44,699 ♪ The girl wield temperature ♪ 1291 01:08:44,699 --> 01:08:47,558 ♪ With her hands on her hips ♪ 1292 01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:50,193 ♪ There's fire in her eyes ♪ 1293 01:08:50,193 --> 01:08:52,923 ♪ And desire on her lips ♪ 1294 01:08:52,923 --> 01:08:55,622 ♪ And there's emotion you hope ♪ 1295 01:08:55,622 --> 01:08:58,419 ♪ It's a dive you have met ♪ 1296 01:08:58,419 --> 01:09:03,419 ♪ The girl's so damn good at being bad ♪ 1297 01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,857 ♪ She say you remind her ♪ 1298 01:09:06,857 --> 01:09:09,688 ♪ Of some guy in France ♪ 1299 01:09:09,688 --> 01:09:12,183 ♪ Who plays blues on the sax ♪ 1300 01:09:12,183 --> 01:09:14,884 ♪ And he taught her romance ♪ 1301 01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:17,836 ♪ And then she'll brush up against you ♪ 1302 01:09:17,836 --> 01:09:20,675 ♪ And you'll make you feel that ♪ 1303 01:09:20,675 --> 01:09:25,675 ♪ The girl's so damn good at being bad ♪ 1304 01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:27,821 ♪ 'Cause she's a bad ♪ 1305 01:09:27,821 --> 01:09:30,266 ♪ She's a bad, bad girl ♪ 1306 01:09:30,266 --> 01:09:32,977 ♪ But you know bad girl ♪ 1307 01:09:32,977 --> 01:09:37,104 ♪ She's so good at being bad ♪ 1308 01:09:37,104 --> 01:09:38,745 ♪ Yeah, she's a bad ♪ 1309 01:09:38,745 --> 01:09:41,284 ♪ She's a bad, bad girl ♪ 1310 01:09:41,284 --> 01:09:43,948 ♪ But you need that girl ♪ 1311 01:09:43,948 --> 01:09:47,874 ♪ She's a bad, bad girl ♪ 1312 01:09:47,874 --> 01:09:49,262 - Would you like a glass of wine? 1313 01:09:49,262 --> 01:09:51,345 - Yeah, thank you. - Okay. 1314 01:09:52,190 --> 01:09:53,023 Make yourself at home. 1315 01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,613 I'll be right back. 1316 01:09:55,851 --> 01:09:58,060 - You have a nice apartment. 1317 01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:00,120 Must be terribly expensive. 1318 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,740 - It is. 1319 01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:02,840 I find it comfortable. 1320 01:10:03,730 --> 01:10:05,430 - Keeping it together. 1321 01:10:05,430 --> 01:10:06,610 You wrote that? 1322 01:10:06,610 --> 01:10:07,620 - Mm-hmm. 1323 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:08,453 It's my first big hit. 1324 01:10:08,453 --> 01:10:10,360 It pays the rent. 1325 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,360 At least it used to. 1326 01:10:12,197 --> 01:10:14,740 - I'd love to hear more of your songs sometime. 1327 01:10:14,740 --> 01:10:15,573 - It's a deal. 1328 01:10:15,573 --> 01:10:17,937 But right now, let's talk about you. 1329 01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:22,883 (glasses clinking) 1330 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,393 So, let's see. 1331 01:10:37,393 --> 01:10:39,683 You go to Whitfield High, 1332 01:10:41,330 --> 01:10:43,430 you're on the rebound from your boyfriend, 1333 01:10:45,071 --> 01:10:46,310 and you got great eyes. 1334 01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:52,513 Great lips too. 1335 01:10:54,255 --> 01:10:57,922 (romantic orchestral music) 1336 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,500 What's the matter? 1337 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,800 Afraid I might seduce you? 1338 01:11:06,779 --> 01:11:09,430 - You're doing a pretty good job of it so far. 1339 01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:10,263 - So why stop? 1340 01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:30,150 I want to make love to you. 1341 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,310 Wrong thing to say, huh? 1342 01:11:37,983 --> 01:11:40,310 - It's just a little bit too soon. 1343 01:11:40,310 --> 01:11:42,460 - When you feel right, it's never too soon. 1344 01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:46,440 Relax. 1345 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,073 We'll both know when you're ready. 1346 01:11:54,805 --> 01:11:57,410 - There's a Sadie Hawkins dance next week. 1347 01:11:57,410 --> 01:11:58,590 Will you go with me? 1348 01:11:58,590 --> 01:12:01,780 - You mean one of those straw hats, 1349 01:12:01,780 --> 01:12:04,834 corn cob pipe, bib overalls things? 1350 01:12:04,834 --> 01:12:06,050 - Yeah. 1351 01:12:06,050 --> 01:12:06,883 - Yeah, I'll go. 1352 01:12:07,780 --> 01:12:10,121 I just make take advantage of you, you know. 1353 01:12:10,121 --> 01:12:13,121 (upbeat rock music) 1354 01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:21,182 ♪ I used to give my heart away ♪ 1355 01:12:21,182 --> 01:12:24,264 ♪ At the slightest touch ♪ 1356 01:12:24,264 --> 01:12:27,543 ♪ But being reckless in the night ♪ 1357 01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:30,796 ♪ Never came to much ♪ 1358 01:12:30,796 --> 01:12:33,864 ♪ So if it seems I'm hesitating ♪ 1359 01:12:33,864 --> 01:12:37,141 ♪ Just say what I need ♪ 1360 01:12:37,141 --> 01:12:40,216 ♪ Maybe it's because I'm waiting ♪ 1361 01:12:40,216 --> 01:12:44,271 ♪ For you to say to me ♪ 1362 01:12:44,271 --> 01:12:45,910 ♪ Give me love ♪ 1363 01:12:45,910 --> 01:12:48,003 ♪ Give me love ♪ 1364 01:12:48,003 --> 01:12:50,465 ♪ Love or nothing at all ♪ 1365 01:12:50,465 --> 01:12:54,982 - Hi, Monica. 1366 01:12:54,982 --> 01:12:56,372 - Hi. 1367 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,565 Hi. 1368 01:12:57,565 --> 01:12:58,466 - Hi. 1369 01:12:58,466 --> 01:12:59,740 - You sure look sweet. 1370 01:13:01,350 --> 01:13:04,550 Don't you just love wearing clothes like this? 1371 01:13:06,311 --> 01:13:08,228 - You look pretty good. 1372 01:13:09,751 --> 01:13:11,304 - How you doing? - Okay. 1373 01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:13,137 - Oh, you're with him. 1374 01:13:14,766 --> 01:13:15,620 You know, Monica, 1375 01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:16,453 for a minute there, 1376 01:13:16,453 --> 01:13:18,860 I thought you'd come all by yourself. 1377 01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:20,953 - Roger, this is Candy. 1378 01:13:20,953 --> 01:13:21,786 - Hi. - Hi. 1379 01:13:22,630 --> 01:13:24,460 You were at BJ's party, right? 1380 01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:25,790 - That's right. 1381 01:13:25,790 --> 01:13:26,840 - I'm Artie Mulligan. 1382 01:13:27,780 --> 01:13:28,613 - Yeah, I know. 1383 01:13:31,103 --> 01:13:33,300 I haven't been to a Sadie Hawkins dance 1384 01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:34,680 since I was in high school. 1385 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,330 - Must have been a long time ago. 1386 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,647 - Yeah, a few years. 1387 01:13:40,146 --> 01:13:41,993 Hey, you want to dance? 1388 01:13:41,993 --> 01:13:42,826 - Okay. 1389 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,924 ♪ Give me love ♪ 1390 01:13:45,924 --> 01:13:47,905 ♪ Give me love ♪ 1391 01:13:47,905 --> 01:13:50,803 ♪ Love or nothing at all ♪ 1392 01:13:50,803 --> 01:13:54,213 ♪ It's gonna take more pressing against me ♪ 1393 01:13:54,213 --> 01:13:56,116 ♪ If you want to convince me ♪ 1394 01:13:56,116 --> 01:13:59,768 ♪ You got what I want ♪ 1395 01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:02,972 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 1396 01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:06,366 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 1397 01:14:06,366 --> 01:14:09,754 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 1398 01:14:09,754 --> 01:14:13,774 ♪ It's love or nothing at all ♪ 1399 01:14:13,774 --> 01:14:17,024 (upbeat country music) 1400 01:14:25,109 --> 01:14:30,109 (audience clapping) (upbeat country music) 1401 01:14:50,521 --> 01:14:52,521 - Got for it, go for it! 1402 01:14:52,521 --> 01:14:57,521 (audience clapping) (upbeat country music) 1403 01:15:04,003 --> 01:15:04,836 Yeehaw! 1404 01:15:05,844 --> 01:15:10,844 (audience cheering) (upbeat country music) 1405 01:15:28,781 --> 01:15:32,588 ♪ I thought I had it all thought out ♪ 1406 01:15:32,588 --> 01:15:37,087 ♪ That getting you would be so easy ♪ 1407 01:15:37,087 --> 01:15:40,981 ♪ Other ones would work their charm ♪ 1408 01:15:40,981 --> 01:15:45,497 ♪ And wouldn't let your memory tease me ♪ 1409 01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:49,743 ♪ But knowing you, I should have known ♪ 1410 01:15:49,743 --> 01:15:54,064 ♪ I just can't leave your love alone ♪ 1411 01:15:54,064 --> 01:15:56,408 ♪ Making time's just making due ♪ 1412 01:15:56,408 --> 01:15:57,392 - [Male Speaker] Ride 'em, Candy! 1413 01:15:57,392 --> 01:15:58,253 Ride 'em, girl! 1414 01:15:58,253 --> 01:16:02,673 ♪ I'm still in love with loving you ♪ 1415 01:16:02,673 --> 01:16:05,923 (upbeat country music) 1416 01:16:07,553 --> 01:16:10,717 (Bronk burping) (can clattering) 1417 01:16:10,717 --> 01:16:13,877 ♪ She can wet her lips and shake her hips ♪ 1418 01:16:13,877 --> 01:16:15,195 Kick it up, Candy, kick it up. 1419 01:16:15,195 --> 01:16:19,337 ♪ And stir up everyone's desire ♪ 1420 01:16:19,337 --> 01:16:23,618 ♪ But thoughts of you keep slipping through ♪ 1421 01:16:23,618 --> 01:16:28,120 ♪ And setting my old heart on fire ♪ 1422 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:32,145 ♪ And knowing you, I should have known ♪ 1423 01:16:32,145 --> 01:16:36,668 ♪ I just can't leave your love alone ♪ 1424 01:16:36,668 --> 01:16:40,693 ♪ Making's time just making due ♪ 1425 01:16:40,693 --> 01:16:45,026 ♪ I'm still in love with loving you ♪ 1426 01:16:47,821 --> 01:16:52,821 (audience clapping) (upbeat country music) 1427 01:16:53,610 --> 01:16:57,740 ♪ I thought I had it all thought out ♪ 1428 01:16:57,740 --> 01:17:02,090 ♪ That smile of yours would never faze me ♪ 1429 01:17:02,090 --> 01:17:06,264 ♪ But here we are and here I go ♪ 1430 01:17:06,264 --> 01:17:10,594 ♪ One look of you can drive me crazy ♪ 1431 01:17:10,594 --> 01:17:14,814 ♪ And knowing you, I should have known ♪ 1432 01:17:14,814 --> 01:17:19,278 ♪ I just can't leave your love alone ♪ 1433 01:17:19,278 --> 01:17:23,213 ♪ Making time's just making due ♪ 1434 01:17:23,213 --> 01:17:27,558 ♪ I'm still in love with loving you ♪ 1435 01:17:27,558 --> 01:17:30,475 ♪ Loving you, yeah ♪ 1436 01:17:31,890 --> 01:17:32,723 - All right, Mulligan. 1437 01:17:32,723 --> 01:17:33,556 Let's go. 1438 01:17:33,556 --> 01:17:34,389 - You're drunk. 1439 01:17:34,389 --> 01:17:35,222 Get outta here. 1440 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:37,083 - Pussy. 1441 01:17:37,083 --> 01:17:38,340 Are you coming with me 1442 01:17:38,340 --> 01:17:41,480 or am I gonna have to kick your ass right here? 1443 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:43,070 - Okay, let's go, Elmo. 1444 01:17:43,070 --> 01:17:45,120 I'm getting sick of your bullshit anyway. 1445 01:17:46,891 --> 01:17:49,630 (whistling) 1446 01:17:49,630 --> 01:17:51,097 (upbeat country music) 1447 01:17:51,097 --> 01:17:54,664 - [Male Speaker] You got it, baby, you got it! 1448 01:17:54,664 --> 01:17:59,664 (whistling) (upbeat country music) 1449 01:18:06,030 --> 01:18:07,120 - I'm gonna enjoy this. 1450 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:08,820 - Just take your best shot, Elmer. 1451 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,680 - I'm gonna murder you for that. 1452 01:18:17,940 --> 01:18:18,773 - Hey, Bronk. 1453 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:20,723 Remember me? 1454 01:18:27,630 --> 01:18:28,780 - Yeah, I remember you. 1455 01:18:30,877 --> 01:18:34,377 (deliberative jazz music) 1456 01:18:38,855 --> 01:18:41,022 What the hell do you want? 1457 01:18:43,155 --> 01:18:45,080 - I'm really gonna enjoy this. 1458 01:18:56,254 --> 01:18:59,140 (Bronk groaning) 1459 01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:00,797 - [Female Speaker] Get the rope on him. 1460 01:19:03,404 --> 01:19:06,321 (muffled speaking) 1461 01:19:11,632 --> 01:19:13,151 Get him in. 1462 01:19:13,151 --> 01:19:16,068 (muffled speaking) 1463 01:19:18,023 --> 01:19:20,773 (soft pop music) 1464 01:19:27,516 --> 01:19:29,157 - Hey, where'd you go? 1465 01:19:29,157 --> 01:19:30,739 You missed my dance. 1466 01:19:30,739 --> 01:19:32,160 - Oh, what a shame. 1467 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,430 - Oh, well, that's okay. 1468 01:19:33,430 --> 01:19:37,553 I'll just have to do it again for you when we're all alone. 1469 01:19:37,553 --> 01:19:41,053 - Candy, find someone else to be sexy for. 1470 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,183 You're dancing with my girl. 1471 01:20:06,580 --> 01:20:08,030 - Yeah, I guess you're right. 1472 01:20:24,060 --> 01:20:25,550 - Hey, what is this? 1473 01:20:30,470 --> 01:20:31,303 - Oh well. 1474 01:20:31,303 --> 01:20:32,650 You know, I've been telling Artie for a year 1475 01:20:32,650 --> 01:20:33,760 that they were meant for each other, 1476 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,030 but no, he wouldn't listen to me. 1477 01:20:35,030 --> 01:20:37,100 I said, Artie, you gotta have patience with this girl, 1478 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:38,370 but all he thinks about is sex. 1479 01:20:38,370 --> 01:20:39,203 You know, if a girl doesn't put out with Artie 1480 01:20:39,203 --> 01:20:40,960 on the first day right away, 1481 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,580 you know, he's not interested in it. 1482 01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:44,070 But there they go, sure enough. 1483 01:20:44,070 --> 01:20:45,220 I knew it. 1484 01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:46,130 I knew it all along. 1485 01:20:46,130 --> 01:20:47,207 Maybe now, he'll listen to me more. 1486 01:20:47,207 --> 01:20:48,707 What do you think? 1487 01:20:50,077 --> 01:20:51,819 - Peckerhead. 1488 01:20:51,819 --> 01:20:54,569 (soft pop music) 1489 01:21:05,168 --> 01:21:07,179 - Boy, what a night, huh? 1490 01:21:07,179 --> 01:21:10,250 - It's probably the best night of my life. 1491 01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:13,223 - Monica, I want to apologize for everything. 1492 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,809 I want you to know that. 1493 01:21:17,809 --> 01:21:20,587 And Candy was just... 1494 01:21:20,587 --> 01:21:21,587 Candy was... 1495 01:21:23,944 --> 01:21:25,588 What are you doing? 1496 01:21:25,588 --> 01:21:27,550 - Artie Mulligan, you big dope. 1497 01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:29,823 Will you just shut up and kiss me? 1498 01:21:37,470 --> 01:21:39,640 - That was a good idea. 1499 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,415 - I've got a better idea. 1500 01:21:41,415 --> 01:21:44,158 - Yeah? 1501 01:21:44,158 --> 01:21:45,545 - Let's go all the way. 1502 01:21:45,545 --> 01:21:50,545 ♪ And there's no time like now ♪ 1503 01:21:51,806 --> 01:21:53,625 ♪ Night's so warm ♪ 1504 01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:55,912 ♪ It fits like a glove ♪ 1505 01:21:55,912 --> 01:21:59,829 ♪ And there's no time like now ♪ 1506 01:22:02,196 --> 01:22:05,029 (engine rumbling) 1507 01:22:11,894 --> 01:22:14,894 (upbeat jazz music) 1508 01:22:21,053 --> 01:22:24,856 ♪ Those heartaches we've known ♪ 1509 01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:29,304 ♪ Are a thing of the past now ♪ 1510 01:22:29,304 --> 01:22:33,186 ♪ We're moving ahead ♪ 1511 01:22:33,186 --> 01:22:37,329 ♪ And we're moving fast now ♪ 1512 01:22:37,329 --> 01:22:39,015 ♪ The night is shining ♪ 1513 01:22:39,015 --> 01:22:41,068 ♪ The clouds are scattered ♪ 1514 01:22:41,068 --> 01:22:44,014 ♪ And you and me, baby ♪ 1515 01:22:44,014 --> 01:22:47,158 ♪ We're all that matters ♪ 1516 01:22:47,158 --> 01:22:51,420 ♪ We're going all the way, all the way ♪ 1517 01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:55,301 ♪ We've got love to show us how ♪ 1518 01:22:55,301 --> 01:22:59,811 ♪ We're going all the way, all the way ♪ 1519 01:22:59,811 --> 01:23:03,986 ♪ There is nothing that can stop us now ♪ 1520 01:23:03,986 --> 01:23:07,750 ♪ No more hearing a new horizon ♪ 1521 01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:12,750 ♪ Nothing can keep our star from rising ♪ 1522 01:23:14,082 --> 01:23:17,582 ♪ We're going all the way ♪